Jul 31st, 2014
Jul 31st, 2014

durnesque-esque:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Goddess of All Worlds

I have not DIED laughing at a tumblr post like this in a while oh my lord

(Source: princessblogonoke, via sexuallyarousedbyfandoms)

Jul 31st, 2014
ihaveastrangefeeling:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE


i’ll admit i’ve done something similar, though with my dogs… and fish, which is hilarious.
Jul 31st, 2014
thelunaaltar:
Jul 31st, 2014
ohhellosugar:

true fact
Jul 31st, 2014
Jul 31st, 2014

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

Boyfriend too. Shame.

(Source: augutsy, via jedi-superman)

Jul 31st, 2014
Jul 31st, 2014
Jul 31st, 2014
thebigbadwolfe:

This is a korra appreciation blog
Jul 31st, 2014

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

(via dustreachtheroots)

Jul 30th, 2014
25,583 plays

nakedspirits:

gamergirl929:

" A moment, A love, A dream, a laugh, a kiss, a cry, our rights, our wrongs." 

FAAAAAVE

(via dustreachtheroots)

Jul 30th, 2014
Jul 30th, 2014

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

(via sexuallyarousedbyfandoms)

Jul 30th, 2014