Sep 8th, 2014
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here
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deductionhunters:

father trying to get with his kid’s taste in hip-hop: that shizz cray haha am i right word to your mother hey sharon word to you haha oh boy

Oh my god this is ridiculously accurate, right down to the Sharon word to you haha oh boy omg I’m peeing

Sep 8th, 2014
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dannysexbangathisworst:

HE’S COMING.
Sep 8th, 2014
"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
— Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via w-for-wumbo)

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wanksclub:

*gets a degree in fucking up my sleeping schedule*

(Source: wanksclub, via denytheneed)

Sep 7th, 2014
awwww-cute:

My baby has BIG feet
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